What is your choice of rest, Funeral or crispy fried, and why, besides the obvious cost?

I'd say buried for what may be a strange reason. I like the way a graveyard with real tombstones feels. I like the creepiness, the thoughts that there might be ghosts watching you... Right Now! I want the chance to leave something behind that will creep someone else out. I find it funny. Maybe I'm just sadistic.